Clara Walnuts

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I live in the crazy little city of Los Angeles.
I am loud. Sometimes I drink too much.
I like to prank call.
I'm obsessed with conjoined twins.
My friends call me Clara Walnuts.
And I like people who don't take life too seriously.

ClaireFishburn@gmail.com



"If being tan is wrong, I don't want to be right."

Jul 3, 2009 8:28pm

Tonight

In the spirit of gunstreetgirl, whose night is very similar:
High Life
Brownies
The Rock
Jul 3, 2009 5:39am

5:35am

And I woke up to the TV blaring. I am now completely sold on The Food Saver infomercial. Who knew?
Jul 2, 2009 10:35am
For Jenna, the man boy who started my love of all things ponytail. For Jenna, the man boy who started my love of all things ponytail.
Jul 2, 2009 10:10am

Deal Breaker: You're a man and you wear a headband

So I developed a raging, junior high-esque crush on my art teacher last week.  I need to point out now that he was wearing a hat for the first class.  So picture this: Hot, short ponytail (I LOVE hair), beautiful arms, rides a motorcycle, smart, AND has a southern accent. 

So I set the goal to have sex with him before the quarter is over.  For yesterday’s class, I got completely dolled up and prepped to make him fall in love with me.

EXCEPT

When he walked into class, HE WAS WEARING A HEADBAND. A GOD DAMN HEADBAND. Do I even need to say that I will never be having sex with this man?

Jul 1, 2009 9:17am

Rug Photo Shoot

Rug Photo Shoot

Failing miserably at kissy face

Failing miserably at kissy face

Serving up the cake

Serving up the cake

Someone tanner than me :(

Someone tanner than me :(

GPOYW Photo Set Edition: JK’s bday party
Jun 30, 2009 3:00pm
via paperflowers This is my inspiration to: 1)Go back blonde in 2 weeks 2)Never go to Souplantation again.

via paperflowers

This is my inspiration to:

1)Go back blonde in 2 weeks

2)Never go to Souplantation again.
Jun 29, 2009 10:29am
“ Girl at my sister’s office who has ‘Mattel’ tattooed to the bottom of her foot because ‘she’s a barbie’ ” -

Malty: People/Things I want to Punch in the Throat 

THIS CAN’T BE REAL!!!! I am dying.
Jun 17, 2009 10:44am
GPOYW (is it really already Wednesday?) Vegas Edition GPOYW (is it really already Wednesday?) Vegas Edition
Jun 17, 2009 9:14am

my favorite weekend moment

Got back from Vegas and I already miss it.  My favorite activity was laying on the rooftop pool deck with two of my best friends in the whole world, Fran and Yar, getting black as night. 

David brings me the drink of champions, Go Girl and Vodka, and then casually mentions, “There’s half an Adderall in there.”

My gut reaction? This man is perfect. Yar better marry his ass.

Jun 12, 2009 12:31pm
Reuniting with these hot two bitches in Vegas this weekend.  Our plan is: Tan, drink, laugh, dance. P.S. My expression in this photo pretty much sums about how I feel about these two.

Reuniting with these hot two bitches in Vegas this weekend.  Our plan is: Tan, drink, laugh, dance.

P.S. My expression in this photo pretty much sums about how I feel about these two.
Jun 11, 2009 11:11am

Most annoying text message to receive

“Are you alive?”
Jun 10, 2009 7:06pm
Bestie + Beer + Ice Cream + Intervention with Anorexic Twins (!!!)= Best night ever. Bestie + Beer + Ice Cream + Intervention with Anorexic Twins (!!!)= Best night ever.
Jun 10, 2009 10:01am
GPOYW: At the Planned Parenthood fundraiser last week. My mom gets mad at me because she sends me to these events partly to network, and Jenny and I of course go mostly to drink and eat good food.  Oh yeah, and we “network” if network means making friends with our waiter and the photog.

GPOYW: At the Planned Parenthood fundraiser last week.

My mom gets mad at me because she sends me to these events partly to network, and Jenny and I of course go mostly to drink and eat good food.  Oh yeah, and we “network” if network means making friends with our waiter and the photog.
Jun 8, 2009 1:11pm

The manager at Sunset Tan told me today I have achieved the perfect tan on my legs.

It was the nicest compliment I’ve ever received.

Jun 7, 2009 11:04am
I got roped into spending the day here instead of writing my paper.  Sometimes I suck as an adult.  Well at least I’ll have a good tan. I got roped into spending the day here instead of writing my paper.  Sometimes I suck as an adult.  Well at least I’ll have a good tan.
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