trying to get my boss to let us leave...
Me: I have to poop so can I go home? I'd rather poop in the privacy of my house than a public bathroom.Boss: Have Snotty stand guard.
Snotty: I am not participating in this!
Boss: Fine, I'll stand guard.
Nov 1st
ithinkiblog:walpaper:via henryeatspeople
I seriously just...
Nov 1st
Watch
paperflowers:
watch it, you won’t be dissapointed. it explains EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
Oct 30th
For Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday-50% edition
...
Oct 30th
motherly advice
Ali: So my mother thinks my dream mate is a firefighter.Claire: Why? Because they serve the community?
Ali: No.
Claire: Because they have a sense of adventure?
Ali: No.
Claire: Because they have hot bods?
Ali: No.
Claire: Well why then???
Ali: My mom said because they're gone for work all the time!
Oct 28th
This photo is inspiring me to paint my bedroom grey this...
Oct 22nd
Erotic Photo Hunt.
boredintheburbs: Last night, I went out with a group of friends to a bar and discovered Erotic...
Oct 19th
This is my absolute favorite picture from last night. It...
Oct 19th
Watching All American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau story and pre-partying with my best friend. Life...
Oct 19th
Sunglasses: I bought Tom Ford and Snotty bought Chanel....
Oct 19th
forwhenifeellikesharing:
Kelly Wearstler, renouned decorator...
Oct 17th
I’m sure that I’m the only one actually excited...
Oct 17th
Love this photo from Knott’s Scary Farm last night. I...
Oct 16th
Heading to Knott’s Scary Farm with a crew from work. All my friends who have gone say that...
Oct 16th
On the seventh day God created…
SOUPLANTATION.
...
Oct 15th
while I’m reminiscing, VH1’s Pop Up Video was...
Oct 14th
handwrittenblog:
clarawalnuts
Anyone who knows me, knows...
Oct 11th
I just got back from my first meeting with my Life Coach (I know, I’m becoming a horrible L.A....
Oct 10th
Why I'm Single Part 2
Boy: I'm going to get my hair cut and donate it to Locks of Love.Me: What? How selfish! You promised me you weren't going to cut it.
Boy: Wow. Will you still like me?
Me: Not if you cut your hair.
Boy: Wow. I guess this will be a true test if you are superficial.
Me: I hope you know me well enough to know that yes, I am that superficial.
Oct 9th
Why I'm Single part 1
Me: What are you doing?Boy: Just finished the new episode of South Park.
Me: Is that why you called me at exactly 10:30pm?
Boy: Yep.
Me: Great. Can you tell me something else that will you make you attractive? Are you high?
Boy: Maybe.
Me: Ugh. Anything else?
Boy: I'm naked.
Me: I said ATTRACTIVE.
Boy: (Dead silence)
Oct 9th
“How does it just come undid like that on it’s own?”
— Well, it doesn’t just come...
— Well, it doesn’t just come...
Oct 9th
Listen
Joshua Radin I’d Rather Be With You
he’s swoon-worthy.
Oct 8th
(via paperflowers)
my soulmate.
Oct 8th
Listen
lindsayneedscoffee:
Further to Fall by Dan Craig.
Excellent song, very mellow. Love the chorus.
...
Oct 7th
Sex...with Mom and Dad
is the most AWKWARD tv show I’ve ever witnessed. It’s just absolutely horrific. Damn...
Oct 7th
I'm on a liquid diet.
Soy latte for breakfast and beer for lunch. I love it!
Oct 6th
Listen
jennabee:
Speechwriters LLC - Beach Song
It’s a little folksy-cheesy but I think it suits the...
Oct 5th
I’m watching the episode of Degrassi: TNG where JT is killed and I’m already fighting...
Oct 5th
You know your best friend is drunk when she makes you write...
Oct 3rd
This is our drink of choice for the Debate. We’ve...
Oct 3rd
Yarrow sent me a custom Crossword from Crossword Weaver.
...
Oct 2nd
Bring back Casey Novak
Can someone please start one of those online petitions (reminiscent of the ones made for My...
Oct 2nd
“What goes down faster than the DOW and is more inflated than...”
— The team name of the winning...
— The team name of the winning...
Oct 1st