Clara Walnuts

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I live in the crazy little city of Los Angeles.
I am loud. Sometimes I drink too much.
I like to prank call.
I'm obsessed with conjoined twins.
My friends call me Clara Walnuts.
And I like people who don't take life too seriously.

ClaireFishburn@gmail.com



"If being tan is wrong, I don't want to be right."

Jul 2, 2009 10:10am

Deal Breaker: You're a man and you wear a headband

So I developed a raging, junior high-esque crush on my art teacher last week.  I need to point out now that he was wearing a hat for the first class.  So picture this: Hot, short ponytail (I LOVE hair), beautiful arms, rides a motorcycle, smart, AND has a southern accent. 

So I set the goal to have sex with him before the quarter is over.  For yesterday’s class, I got completely dolled up and prepped to make him fall in love with me.

EXCEPT

When he walked into class, HE WAS WEARING A HEADBAND. A GOD DAMN HEADBAND. Do I even need to say that I will never be having sex with this man?

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