Clara Walnuts

I live in the crazy little city of Los Angeles.
I am loud. Sometimes I drink too much.
I like to prank call.
I'm obsessed with conjoined twins.
My friends call me Clara Walnuts.
And I like people who don't take life too seriously.
ClaireFishburn@gmail.com
"If being tan is wrong, I don't want to be right."
This is a collage I made at work dedicated to my BFF Ali.
A heartfelt plea:
Get your ass to LA. We could get bunk beds! Hell, we don’t even need bunk beds. Me, You, Diva, Roco and Peanut could all cuddle up in my bed. And I’d be the big spoon because I’ve got at least a foot on you and I would never make the smaller person be the big spoon. We could watch movies and 90210 reruns and eat Benito’s. And I would give you full reign of my Netflix queue. And when we weren’t feeling lazy, we could go out and play “Guess that facial expression” at Q’s. And I would always pick you out cute outfits (but not the way Mary Rambin styles Julia.) And we could stalk Emily Hunt and trick her into smoking “Oregano” with us. And I promise not to go Clara Walnuts all that often. And we could live happily ever after…
Think about it!