Clara Walnuts

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I live in the crazy little city of Los Angeles.
I am loud. Sometimes I drink too much.
I like to prank call.
I'm obsessed with conjoined twins.
My friends call me Clara Walnuts.

And I like people who don't take life too seriously.

You can contact me at Clairebh90210@aol.com

May 12

To All Rejected Girls on The Bachelor

Please heed the following advice:

When you are ultimately rejected, please say, “I’m sorry things didn’t work out, you’re a fantastic person and I wish you the best.” Then head straight to the limo and then you can bawl your eyes there.

DO NOT

  • Try to convince him of your “connection”
  • Cry and say that you don’t understand
  • Accuse him of leading you on
  • Talk shit about the other girls
He’s made up his mind.  There’s nothing you can do at this point.  Save what little pride you have left at this point and get the fuck out of there.