Clara Walnuts

I live in the crazy little city of Los Angeles.
I am loud. Sometimes I drink too much.
I like to prank call.
I'm obsessed with conjoined twins.
My friends call me Clara Walnuts.
And I like people who don't take life too seriously.

ClaireFishburn@gmail.com

"If being tan is wrong, I don't want to be right."

May 12, 2008 11:48pm

To All Rejected Girls on The Bachelor

Please heed the following advice:

When you are ultimately rejected, please say, “I’m sorry things didn’t work out, you’re a fantastic person and I wish you the best.” Then head straight to the limo and then you can bawl your eyes there.

DO NOT

Try to convince him of your “connection”
Cry and say that you don’t understand
Accuse him of leading you on
Talk shit about the other girls

He’s made up his mind. There’s nothing you can do at this point. Save what little pride you have left at this point and get the fuck out of there.

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